Not a believer? Boy oh boy we're going to hell.

first thing's first

" If i sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would i get into heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday school class.

"No!" the children all answered.

"if i cleaned the church everyday, mowed the yard and kept everything neat and tidy, would i get to heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "No!"

" Well," i continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"

A five yo boy shouted, "You've gotta be dead!"

-Jan Cupp (Reader's Digest 02')

Now why didn't i think of that.

3000 miles to a U turn.

Once again, i'm in a bitch mood.

I simple DO NOT UNDERSTAND girls sometimes.

albeit being one, for what, twenty years.

Nuh-uh.

Don't tell me that you don't really want something, and turns out that in the end, you really did want it, lament and whine about to another person bout how terrible of a person i am to not offer you, which i clearly did, not that you listen, and then only to have it bite me back in the arse for a thing that i clearly did offer you.

For the last time, i do not friggin read your rat-assed minds.

If you do want to whine, friggin tell it to my face. geez. it's really that easy!

you've known me for TEN YEARS.

isn't it time to stop pretending to be all that i-is-shy-to-use-your-stuff hogwash?

Besides, if you really did want it, you wouldn't have drag your heavy bum all over the place and hop to the web to find out about it.

that's all. i'm done ranting.

fudging world.

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David Caruso aka Horatio Cane.

If you've watched CSI you would love this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glvGfQnx3DI&feature=related

and these...

"Horashio, this man was found dead in mcdonalds Early in the monring"

- I guess He didn't ....

*puts on glasses*

- have a happy Meal

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!

"We found the victim in the casino parking lot. It seems that the killer defecated on him."

"Well it guess he's..."

*Puts on sunglasses*

"Shit out of luck."

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

"The Michael Jackson fan was stabbed in the dressing room"

"Well it looks like the victim..."

*sunglasses*

"didn't see the man in the mirror"

YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

" We found her head ripped off with her eyes stuffed in her ears"

"well it seems...."

"sunglasses"

" She wont be getting ahead in life"

YYYEAAAAHHHHHHH

and much more puns in the comment section... Enjoy.